Is it fair that cyclists should be allowed on the road? Cyclists argue that their vehicles are “energy efficient” and that we should all abandon our trucks and start cycling. This hilarious wingnut proposal sounds like something from an Al Gore eco-terror movie. Why should we Americans sacrifice our way of life because of a liberal eco-panic?

Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers can understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have already won. We need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are sending a message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You show me a cyclist and I will show you a traitor.

This is an absolutely brilliant bit of trolling from Shelley The Republican’s Freedom Blog. Makes me want to go get me a big old Hummer SUV for FREEDOM. Never 4git!