Pirate Postings on Pop Culture and Scurvy

Random sputterings on travel, midgets, too much salt water, and of course scurvy. Yarr.

Station ALOHA, and techs jumping ship

We're now at the primary station on my "Final Cruise Mark Deux". As this is a water chemistry cruise, there isn't all that much for me to do now that the email accounts have been set up and the scientists are all plugged in. We'll be on station for another ...

Yarr, I be Shanghai’d.

The computer tech I was training decided he missed his puppy dog or something and just walked off the ship this morning, 2 days before they (or should I say we) were scheduled to sail. It's only a 5 day trip doing CTD work, which means easy work for the ...

Honolulu by morning

We're almost to Honolulu, and 12 hours away from the end of my last cruise with this STS. I've been pretty productive this cruise. Most of the time has been spent doing a huge brain dump into the group's Operations Manual, since they have a whole crop of new techs that ...

On the correct side of the dateline AND the equator now

We're now officially on the correct side of both the equator and the dateline. I missed the momentus occurance by being on ye olde interwebbe instead of on deck with a beer. Whaa. Our bosun just caught a 25 pound yellowtail, so we should have fresh fish tomorrow for dinner.

Last trip on the Melville

I'm out at sea on my last trip sailing for Scripps. I'm training a new computer tech this cruise - hope he likes it. We're sailing from Fiji to Honolulu, then I'm out of here. The weather started out pretty rough, but it's significantly better today. Today is groundhog day, as ...

Almost to Tonga

One more day and a wakeup to Nuku'alofa, Tonga. Weather's been nice during this short hop between Tahiti and Tonga. As we are sailing in Exclusive Economic Zones the entire way, we are not allowed to collect data. Thus this trip is mostly housekeeping. I'm planning on grabbing some pictures tomorrow ...

Papeete, Pt. Venus, Waterfalls, and Megayachts

We left Papeete yesterday at 1600 local on our way to Nuku'alofa, Tonga. I'm about $11,000,000 poorer after 5 days in Papeete, the land of $10 beers and $60 flipflops. I can officially report that the city of Papeete is a hole, and the only thing that ...

For a port this expensive, I sure am drunk.

Found this beauty courtesy of someone on 2nd Mate HookaJoe's website. Yep, it's been one of those port stops. Six weeks at sea makes you want to soak up drink like a sponge, and by god I've done my part. Working my ass off too - we have the WHOI Jason team ...

Tui Malilia Leg 3 Cruise Report from the Chief Scientists

Below is the final underway cruise report from the co-chief scientists on this cruise. It offers a summary of what we were looking for and what we found. The R/V Melville returns to Papeete on Monday March 21, after a successful site survey for an IODP drilling program. The ...

Last core completed, we’re coming on home

We finished the last core in relatively shallow water - 1500 meters. It was basically full of shells and sand instead of mud, which was a marked departure from most of the other cores. In other news, it's been a banner week for satellite-related issues out here. Twice we had problems ...

July 16th 2008
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I’m now a poster child for the “one less car” movement.

Sadly, it's not intentional. I went to Palm Springs with my roommates to go climb Mt. San Jacinto, and we got lost. While being tourists and pulling a stupid U-turn, I got hit. 3877338748 The silver lining to this all is that the total value of the vehicle per the insurance company's ...
August 17th 2007
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Yes, all Shimano road and mountain bike component groups are fully compatible with their line of high-end fishing components. And while that may not mean anything to you, it means the world to the many competitors and fans of the cycling/fishing/sulking triathlons that are so popular in the fjords of Norway.

Bike Snob NYC weighs in on why Shimano bike components are better than Campagnolo.
August 1st 2007
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Finally got a timing belt done

Had fun changing my timing belt on the Audi this weekend. It's amazingly easy to do once you get the front of the car removed. The front bumper, radiator, A/C condenser, and the radiator support just swing out of the way, and you have easy access to the front of ...
July 12th 2007
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Spiele: Accordion Hero

This one's for Brent. From the Makers of "Grand Theft Ottoman"!! Accordion Hero II
July 12th 2007
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Cyclists: The Two-Wheeled Menace

Is it fair that cyclists should be allowed on the road? Cyclists argue that their vehicles are “energy efficient” and that we should all abandon our trucks and start cycling. This hilarious wingnut proposal sounds like something from an Al Gore eco-terror movie. Why should we Americans sacrifice our way ...

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